Do you ever start something and just know it is going to be a disaster? Do you ever continue on knowing the outcome will be even less fun than the journey? Do you ever look back in hindsight and see at least 10 different times where you should have called time on the activity and cut your losses?
I should have known. I should have seen it coming. But these pumpkin cookies that I saw on
Atelier Caroline were just begging for me to make them. And so I embarked on a baking adventure with my girl who had already eaten a bag of jellybeans AND was very tired AND was insisting on only wearing pyjamas. Mistake #1.
The recipe called for sugar cookie dough. This isn't something we can buy here so I found a recipe in my favourite cookie recipe book.
Using an untested cookie dough recipe? Mistake #2.
Here is my PJ girl mixing eating the dough
The dough required 30 mins chill time in the fridge. Kirsten required 30 mins chill out time in her room.
We didn't have a pumpkin shaped cookie cutter so we improvised. I made orange and green cookie dough and we shaped some pumpkins.
I made too much cookie dough in my quest to make them orange AND green , so we shaped somewhere in the region of a million pumpkin cookies. Mistake #3
They were taking forever as I could only cook 6 on each tray because they spread! A lot.
By this stage it was past time for me starting dinner. My kitchen looked like this
And my daughter had unfortunately consumed even more sugar.
She also seems to have changed her PJs at some point! I only noticed just now! lol
The recipe called for white candy melts. We don't get those here. I figured white chocolate buttons would work the same Right?
Wrong! Mistake #4.
The white chocolate burned and disintegrated. The orange and green dough ended up being slightly different shades of brown.
Check out the poor guy on the right of the pic!
He looked how I felt at this stage!
Surely now I would call it a day and just chuck them in the bin, ram the remaining chocolate buttons down my throat and start dinner. surely?
No. Mistake #5.
I decided to chuck all of the dishes into the sink and start dinner at the same time as baking the cookies.
Why don't I peel potatoes and melt chocolate at the same.
Mistake #6
I burnt the chocolate and 2 trays of cookies.
In the end I removed all of the burned eyes from the non burnt cookies. I threw all of the burnt stuff in the bin. I placed some new chocolate buttons onto the eye holes and melted what little of the chocolate I had left.
We ended up with something resembling pumpkin shaped cookies.
Mistake #7 came when we decided to taste them. Yuck. After 3 HOURS and all of the chaos they tasted of little more than cardboard. I willnot be using that sugar cookie recipe ever again.
"For all things.........................
........there is wine" LeeAnn Peat Oct 2010